I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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