this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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