: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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