No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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