Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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