Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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