i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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