i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Buhtt sex?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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