god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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