Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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