what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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