Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
