I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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