told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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