Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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