Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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