Christians are straight up FREAKS
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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