See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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