I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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