He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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