She's JV to your varsity
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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