physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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