Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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