In the future we'll all be gay
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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