Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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