Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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