His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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