Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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