you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
