I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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