Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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