Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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