Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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