Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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