I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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