I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Send help, water and tortillas.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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