Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
