strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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