Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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