It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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