Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
love makes seman taste better
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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