we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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