So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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