Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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