So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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