Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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