Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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