if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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