I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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