She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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