My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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