During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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