Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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