How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
