just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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